Just been thinking about Harry Potter (don't know why, I must have had a flashback or something) but there is one thing that just gets right on my wick each and every time that I see or hear about the little be-speckled spaz of a wizard. If you were indeed magical and therefore could make anything fly, why would you choose a bastard broomstick? It just makes no sense at all and I can easily think of a lot of household things that would be far more suited to flying around town on.
- Chair
- Cushions
- Bicycles
- Scooter
- Skateboard
I am no fool though and given the odds against a rendevouz with the Hollywood sex kitten (Lea not Michael) I have held on to the fantasy of whizzing around town on a floaty board as my number one priority.
Surely this alone is enough evidence of the stupidity of the movie (and books) and I urge all you free thinking, hot blooded, males (and females) out there, who like me, would have given the chance of mysterious powers would have given it a bit more forethought on our selection of flying machines.
I would have certainly watched the movie past the quidditch part without shouting out loud and proud 'now that's just stupid, wheres the remote?'
Harry Potter, Harry Wanker more like!!